United Swamps

I, King Shrek, of the United Swamps, grant you a Swamp Card to cross the borders of my kingdom, the United Swamps. After I became the rightful King of the United Kingdom, I declared a new era in the story of England, and renamed the United Kingdom the United Swamps. I grant you a safe passage to our lands because we need to increase the population. You can apply for citizenship and financial aids. Also, you can open your own bank account. Our kingdom is unmatched both in technological and military welfare. If you choose to live in the United Swamps, you will face a life of ease and comfort and you will get your own swamp. The United Swamps offers Financial aids to all struggling financially. We have a 100 000 Swamp Army and unmatched military might that has conquered a thousand lands. My Queen and I are expecting you.