Welcome, inevitable heavserver member! If you've ever wanted to join heavserver, then heavserver is the server for you! Heavserver is a Discord server with various things:

• an active and vibrant community of people who exist (with >92% confidence)
• several hundred bots with various useful features
• frequently used and busy voice chats
• advocacy permitted at any depth of recursion, as well as bitwise cyclic tag
• a bridge to the APIONET IRC network, as well as many "telephone" bots
• most integers (floor(2π) is not permitted)
• self-improving artificial intelligence (no runaway intelligence explosions in the past 18 days!)
• rules, via an agreeement with PotatOS™ Legalistic Metaphysical/Ontological Systems
• communism (☭) in nonzero quantities, including arachnocommunism
• music botswarms
• the only antidote
• discussion of modern programming languages and type theory
• an unspecified quantity of GPT-███-derived members
• a dedicated moderation and bot addition team
• orbital bee/cryoapioform strikes inbound to your location
• DNS compatibility
• reciprocal immigration treaties with the United Hydrological Basins, Desmethylway, the set of all sets that do not contain themselves, and Alt Coulomb
• the iterated prisoner's dilemma

Note that by entering heavserver or being aware of it in any way, you agree that your soul is forfeit. While entry to heavserver is inevitable, it is possible to temporarily opt-out at a cost of 2 lc (lemon currency) per day or [DATA EXPUNGED].