Welcome to Florida! Where the humidity is overbearing and the mosquitos are never-ending. And you thought you were going to some prestigious school like Hogwarts or Ilvermorny? No, sadly you, for whatever reason, could not attend those world-renowned locations of your most wildest dreams. However, you were personally invited to an American combination college/secondary school you have never heard of by an individual claiming to be the Sage of Heart herself. Her olive green calligraphy, though littered with cat puns, is simply stunning as is the quality of vellum it is written upon and the merlin falcon that delivered it.

Nevertheless, the Sage of Heart is not to be taken lightly. If you have ever studied American wizarding history, then you know for a fact that that feral witch is an infamous, despised criminal just as much as she a feared one. There is a reason Florida is the wastelands of the wizarding world, resulting in the state's unusual reputation as a whole to cover up wayward witchcraft defiantly practiced in the muggle world, and low and behold: she's the unofficial leader of it.

Yet, can you really pass up on such an unlikely opportunity? No matter if you have attended an officially recognized wizarding school or you were denied right off the bat for being a non-traditional magic castor, this may be your last, or potentially even your only chance, to learn magics of new and old like the pros. To be officially sanctified as the only MACUSA-independent location in the United States since 1795 means this place has something to offer. It wouldn't have lasted this long, even in the post-Rappaport's Law world of 1965 and onwards, if it didn't have a few tricks up its sleeve.

Tragically for you, you now have to deal with all of the No-Maj struggles on top of it. Crocodiles, pests, heat, technology. As a plus side however, though the school is hidden within a cave, the range around the area is vast and expansive. There are forests, streams, swamps, and even a distant private beach. Off-campus visits to the nearby town, where actual apartments are provided if one is not comfortable sleeping in a tent or a cave, are permitted. Even the attraction-packed city is fair-game, and group field trips as free as its tuition, yes I did not studder this school has free tuition, are a common occurance for this weird school united under one house and one house alone, no matter how silly the name:

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